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BUDDHA: Titty Dancer followup
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Subject: BUDDHA: Titty Dancer followup
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Date: Wed, 04 Sep 1996 19:24:21 +1000
While I remember: I was reading a bodybuilding magazine today that made sense
of a rather bewildering bit of Buddha email I sent back in April. Some of you
may remember it, the body of it went a little something like:
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>Subject: DEBEE HALO THE FITNESS WHORE/TITTY DANCER
>Date: 1 Apr 1996 01:27:02 -0500
I WANT LOTS OF PRO BOXERS LIKE VINNIE PAZIENZA TO FUCK
SO CALL 8007106094 OR 2128730853
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It went out as "Titty Dancer Haiku" because I was a little haiku-obsessed at
the time. The posting originally came from misc.fitness.weights and I just
assumed it was off-topic shit from one of the usual morons that infest that
group.
IT TURNS OUT that it was actually quite relevant. I read in "Flex" today that
Debee Halo (her actual name as it turns out) used to be the girlfriend of a
professional bodybuilder called Craig Titus as well as a national champion
fitness competitor in the US.
Used to be, that is, until Craig discovered she was also "seeing" Vinnie
Pazienza, the World Boxing Union super middleweight champion. He promptly
dumped the young lady in question, ejected her from their shared apartment and
(this is the odd bit) _issued_a_press_release_ about the affair to the
bodybuilding media, which "Flex" printed unedited in this month's edition.
So, it wasn't a bizarre posting at all, see?!
The only question now, I guess is whether that's Debee's real phone number...
Just keeping you up-to-date in the fast breaking world of "fitness"
tim
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