BUDDHA: Harvey Keitel's Penis

• Subject: BUDDHA: Harvey Keitel's Penis
• Date: Fri, 17 May 1996 11:05:10 +1000

>From: breitt@interaccess.com (Candy-Colored Clown)
>Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
>Subject: Harvey Keitel's Penis
>Date: Fri, 12 Apr 96 17:52:11 GMT


OK fine--so Harvey Keitel's penis was featured prominently in 'The Piano' and 
'Bad Lieutenant.'  But now, the godamned thing is showing up everywhere!  I 
pour a bowl of cereal this morning and there's miniature Keitel penises 
inserted into the holes of the Froot Loops!  Keitel Penis incense cones at the 
local head shop!  7-11 is selling Keitel Penis Wiener Wraps!  I caught my wife 
with a Keitel Penis Vibrator!  The local garage band down the street--you 
guessed it--'Harvey Keitel's Penis!'  Keitel Penis pencil erasers!  Keitel 
Penis Pudding Pops!  Where does the madness end?

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