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[(EMPTY.TV.COM)]  Off Ramp, Inc.

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Want to get your company off the Web? For a small fee, our team of
programmer's (the worst 10% in the U.S.) will launch a team of worms,
robots, wanderers, and spiders to seek out all references to your company
anywhere in cyberspace. We'll find every mention on guestlists, what's new
pages, hotlists, and even intercept newsgroup postings at the source.

After seeking out any troublesome references, we'll dispatch our team of
ruffians to pummel anyone who refuses to immediately cease and desist. If
that fails, we cry havoc and let loose the dogs of the legal department.

Note the successful results for our current client Count Chocula. Within the
space of a few weeks, we have virtually destroyed all anti-Count Chocula
references on the Web. Knowledge of the Web is so low among law enforcement
agencies, that any connection between the sudden suicides of two anti-Count
Chocula Web site maintainers was never noticed. Our sweep of terror has
resulted in Count Chocula newsgroup totally disappearing from the net.

We can put this same power to work for your company. For more detailed
information and pricing send mail to: sales@empty.tv.com
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